HOW TO VOTE CARDS
"I don't believe in How to Vote Cards but if you are voting for me, please take as many How to Vote cards as they will give you. Tell them its for family members. Tell them its for friends. Tell them its for neighbours. Tell them you need 20 for you nannas elderly home. And then throw them in the recycling bin. Take pride in knowing that for each A3 sheet you've cost them maybe 30c and for each A4 you've cost them maybe 15c. This is a quick and easy way you can make a dent in the millions of dollars these parties spend in advertising." Tell me how elections are fair again?